sorelatable:

It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
  • spongyspice:

    we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just

    image

    Elope with me in private and we’ll set something ablaze,
    a trail for the devil to erase

    Finally got an invite to ello

    Follow me @-princess

    typicalcatss:

    Leaving me was probably the best thing you ever taught me

    marielovesgroban:

    Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

    Sam took two years of a puppet class.